A Buddy Hackett Joke

A guy goes into a bar.
Sits down, lady comes and sits next to him.
"I'll do any thing for $200", she says.
He takes a drink and looks at her "Anything for $200?"
"Yes anything you want for $200"
"No joke anything I want for $200?, He says.
"Just what I said , you fool, anything you want."
Guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out $200 cash.
"Here, go paint my house."