An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy
> >when she is pulled over by a cop.
> >
> > Cop:  Ma'am, I'm not going to  ticket you, but I do have to
> > issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.
> >
> >Amish Lady: Oh Mercy, officer!  And thank you!  You can be sure
> >I'll tell my Jacob, as soon as I get home.
> >
> >Cop: That's fine.  One other thing, ma'am I don't like the way
> >that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of
> >his testicles. I consider that cruelty to animals. Have your
> >husband take care of that right away!
> >
> >So, later on at home, the lady is telling Jacob about her
> >encounter with the cop.
> >
> > Jacob: Rachel, dear, what exactly did the man say?
> >
> >Rachel: He said the reflector is broken.
> >
> > Jacob: Rest easy, woman. I can fix that in two minutes.
> > What else?
> >
> >Rachel: I'm not sure, Jacob, something about the emergency brake!