An Arizonian Veiwpoint
 

A Californian, an Arizonian, and a Texan, attending a convention in a little
town just outside Las Vegas, were standing in a seedy bar enjoying a few drinks.
The Californian grabbed his wine spritzer and knocked it back in one gulp.
Then he threw the glass against the back wall, smashing it to pieces.  He
told the other startled drinkers that the standard of living was so high in
California that they never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Texan finished drinking his margarita, and threw HIS glass against
the back wall.  He loudly proclaimed that in Texas not only were they all
rich from oil, but they had so much sand that glass was cheap and he too
never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Arizonian drank his beer, drew a revolver, and shot the Californian
and the Texan.  As he was returning the gun to his holster, he told the
wide-eyed bartender that in Arizona they had so many Texans andCalifornians
that they never had to drink with the same ones twice.