Bill Gates reportedly compared
the computer industry with the auto industry
and stated that :- "If GM had kept up with
technology like the computer industry has,
we would all be driving twenty-five dollar
cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General
Motors issued a press release stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft,
we would all be driving cars with the
following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever your
car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the
lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die
on the freeway for no reason, and you would
just accept this,
restart and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver
such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut
down and refuse
to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could
use the car, unless you bought"Car95" or "CarNT".
But then you would
have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that
was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast,
and twice as easy
to drive, but would only work on five percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature and
alternator warning lights would be replaced by
a
single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone
to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system
would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever,
your car would lock you out and refuse
to let you
in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
turned the
key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers
to also purchase a deluxe
set of Rand
McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even
though they
neither need them nor want them. Attempting to
delete this
option would immediately cause the car's
performance
to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would
become a
target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12. Every time GM introduced a new
model car buyers would have
to learn
to drive all over again because none of the controls
would operate
in the same manner as the old car.
13. You'd press the "start" button
to shut off the engine.