Bill Gates reportedly
compared the computer industry with the auto industry
and stated that :- "If GM
had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,
we would all be driving twenty-five
dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's
comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
If GM had developed technology
like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the
following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever
your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they
repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your
car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would
just
accept this, restart and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing
a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut
down
and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person
at a time could use the car, unless you bought"Car95" or "CarNT".
But
then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would
make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast,
and
twice as easy to drive, but would only work on five percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature
and alternator warning lights would be replaced by
a
single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would
force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system
would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10. Occasionally for
no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse
to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require
all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe
set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even
though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to
delete this option would immediately cause the car's
performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would
become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12. Every time GM introduced
a new model car buyers would have
to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls
would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You'd press the
"start" button to shut off the engine.