Blonde joke

Morris and Becky, both blonde, were delighted when finally their long
wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told
them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him
without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local
college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired,
"What ever possessed you to study Russian?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby and in a
year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."
 

Overweight blond
 

   A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
 and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
 The next time I see you, you`ll have lost at least 5 pounds."
 When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that`s amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
 The blonde nodded...
"I`ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor.
“ No, from skipping."