Desert Breakdown
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A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. So he waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA.
His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car. The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket.  He really needed to cool down from all that heat too!
He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After an hour he got into the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream.  He just couldn't help himself since it was his favorite flavor and so nice and cool... he ended up eating several gallons. Then he noticed the time so he waddled back to the garage covered in ice cream.
The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."
Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."