On their first night to be together,
the newlywed couple go to change.
The new bride comes out of the bathroom,
all showered and wearing her
beautiful robe.
The proud husband says,
"My dear, we are married now, you
can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her
robe, and he is astonished
."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims,
"My word, you are so beautiful, let
me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can
carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture,
and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and
the new wife asks,
"Why do you wear a robe? We are married
now."
At that the man opens his robe and
she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."