People,
Even if you've done one
of these before...do this one. It's
different....trust me.
the Baron
Now I don't normally get into these
things nor do I forward them.
But this one you just have to try.
Trust me.
You must do this...It will only take
2 minutes...it's
amazing...and
very real...I'm serious...don't cheat...
First, get a pen and paper.
Second, write the numbers one through
six.
Next to number one, write any number...
Next to number two, write the name
of anyone to whom you are
really attracted...
Next to three, write down the first
color you can think of...
Next to number four, write the name
of your first pet....
Next to number five and six write
down the name of a family
member...
Remember...no cheating.....
Keep scrolling down........
Don't cheat, or you'll be upset.......
Here's the answers....
The number next to number one show
how many times you should be
smashed over the head with a baseball
bat for thinking that
stupid e-mails like this actually
mean anything....
The person named next to number two
is someone who will never
sleep with you because you're stupid
enough to waste your time on
something like this....
The color you picked means nothing.
It's a friggin' color for
Pete's sake...
Number four gives you the name of a dead animal....
Numbers five and six represent family
members who are embarrassed
to be related to you.....
Pass this on to everyone you know,
so they can feel like a schmuck
too.