For E-Mailing

People,

    Even if you've done one of these before...do this one. It's
different....trust me.
 

the Baron
 

 Now I don't normally get into these things nor do I forward them.
But this one you just have to try.  Trust me.

 You must do this...It will only take 2 minutes...it's
amazing...and
 very real...I'm serious...don't cheat...
 

 First, get a pen and paper.
 Second, write the numbers one through six.
 Next to number one, write any number...
 Next to number two, write the name of anyone to whom you are
 really attracted...
 Next to three, write down the first color you can think of...
 Next to number four, write the name of your first pet....
 Next to number five and six write down the name of a family
 member...
 
 

 Remember...no cheating.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 Keep scrolling down........
 
 
 
 

 Don't cheat, or you'll be upset.......
 

 Here's the answers....

 The number next to number one show how many times you should be
 smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking that
 stupid e-mails like this actually mean anything....

 The person named next to number two is someone who will never
 sleep with you because you're stupid enough to waste your time on
 something like this....

 The color you picked means nothing. It's a friggin' color for
 Pete's sake...

 Number four gives you the name of a dead animal....

 Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed
 to be related to you.....

 Pass this on to everyone you know, so they can feel like a schmuck
 too.