Help Desk Story

 This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline.
Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, the person is
currently suing the  WordPerfect organization for "termination without cause".
This is from the taped conversation leading up to dismissal:

"WordPerfect Technical Desk, may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the  words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where  the power
cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think  so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's  plugged into the wall."
".......Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and  find the other cable."
"....... Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No.">>>>
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way  over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle  it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes -the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, now we've got it licked.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing  stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it.
Then take it back to the  store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too f$%#@!* stupid to own a computer."