Three women were dressing after an aerobics workout and talking about
    their spouses. "My husband," said the first, "is a marriage counselor.
    He always buys me candy or flowers before we make love."

    "Mine is a jeweler," the second said. "He always brings me a pearl or
    two before we make love."

    The third woman paused. "Well," she finally said, "my husband works
    for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how
    great it's going to be when I get it."