To sharpen your mind... ponder the following:

Before they invented drawing board, what did they go back to?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the #2 pencil os the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you for it?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot  at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order?  Is it because of that song?
Where are we going? and what's with this handbasket?
Why is there an  expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home,
why doesn't  everyone just move ten miles away?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
why do we still have  monkeys and apes?