Hi Lisa:
 

Hi Lisa, I thought you might want to review Microsoft's new release.

Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98 titled,
"it be a fresh window." It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing
confusion for unsuspecting users..

There are numerous differences between Windows 98 and the Ebonics version.

On the main screen, My Computer is replaced with "Dis my shit."
The recycle bin has been replaced with a Goodwill dumpster.
If users are logged on to a network, the Network neighborhood is replaced by
"Da Hood." Users have their choice of two animated screen savers "Marquee," a
lil' G spray painting dirty words that move across the screen; "flying
bullets," a '64 Olds' loaded with Gangstas  doing a desktop drive by.

Users of the Ebonics version will notice several command and dialogue box
changes:

1. Break back in = re-entry
2. Aww shit = error
3. U betta recognize = delete
4. Itz all good = ok
5. 4 real doe = yes
6. Hold up, dawg = cancel
7. Do dat shit again = reset
8. R U crazy = are you sure
9. Hunt dat bitch down = find
10. Put a cap in it = release
11. Games and shit = programs
12. Letter shit = documents

The Ebonics version comes standard with a special edition of MS works titled
"Homie Essentials."  The word processing program greatly differs from the main
screen program. Several words on the title bar have been changed:

1. Dat thang = File
2. I be seein' it = view
3. Put sumpin in = insert
4. Hook it up = format
5. Number shit = table
6. Stuff I ain't gone need = tools
7. Break in = window
8.What da =DD$&*? = help

Note: " stuff I ain't gone need" (tools) does not include spelling or grammar
check options. And auto correct has been replaced with Keepin' if Real.