Medical Terminology Laughs
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Two  Texans  were  having the blue plate special at their favorite
watering hole, when they heard this awful choking sound.  They turned
around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing
down an Armadillo burger too fast.
The first Texan said to the other, "Think we ought to help?"
"Yep," said the second Texan.
The  first  Texan  got  up  and walked over to the lady and asked, "Can
you breathe?"
She shook her head no.
"Can you speak?" he asked.  She shook her head no again.  With that, he
helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and started to lick her on
the butt.  She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began
to breathe, with great relief.
The first Texan turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that Hind
Lick Maneuver works every time!"