Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee
listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
"There will be 3 to
5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared.
You must
park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."
Ole got up from
his coffee and replies "Jeez, okay."
Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups
of
morning
coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches
of snow
today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must
park your cars on
the even numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from
his coffee and
replies, "Jeez, okay."
Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their
cups of
coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches
of snow
today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must
park your cars
on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the
rest of the
instructions. He says to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to
do now, Lena?"
Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, yust leave the car in the garage."