Ole & Lena

 Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee
 listening to the weather report coming over the radio.  "There will be 3 to
 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared.  You must
 park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."  Ole got up from
 his coffee and replies "Jeez, okay."

 Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of
 morning
 coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow
 today and a snow emergency has been declared.  You must park your cars on
 the even numbered side of the streets."  Ole got up from his coffee and
 replies, "Jeez, okay."

 Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of
 coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow
 today and a snow emergency has been declared.  You must park your cars
 on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the
 instructions.  He says to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?"

 Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, yust leave the car in the garage."