10. God worried that Adam would
always be lost in the garden because
men hate
to ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one
day need someone to hand him the
TV
remote. (Men don't want to see what's on television, they want
to
see WHAT
ELSE is on)
8. God knew that Adam would never
buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore
out and would therefore
need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never
make a doctor's appointment for
himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never
remember which night was garbage
night.
5. God knew that if the world was
to be populated, men would never
be able to handle
childbearing.
4. As "Keeper of the
Garden," Adam would never remember where he put
his
tools.
3. The scripture account of creation
indicates Adam needed someone
to blame his troubles
on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone"
And the number one reason God created Eve...
1. When God finished the
creation of Adam, He stepped back,
scratched His head and
said, "I can do better than that."