10. God worried that
Adam would always be lost in the garden because
men hate to ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam
would one day need someone to hand him the
TV
remote. (Men don't want to see what's on television, they want
to
see WHAT ELSE is on)
8. God knew that Adam
would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore
out
and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam
would never make a doctor's appointment for
himself.
6. God knew that Adam
would never remember which night was garbage
night.
5. God knew that if the
world was to be populated, men would never
be
able to handle childbearing.
4. As "Keeper of the
Garden," Adam would never remember where he put
his
tools.
3. The scripture account
of creation indicates Adam needed someone
to
blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone"
And the number one reason God created Eve...
1. When God finished
the creation of Adam, He stepped back,
scratched His head and
said, "I can do better than that."