>Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they
> >had an accident and all three died.  They found themselves in
> >front of the Pearly Gates, with St. Peter there shaking his head.
> >
> >"Gentlemen, I'm afraid Heaven is full - we just don't have room
> >for you here," said St. Peter.
> >
> >"But, St. Peter, surely you recognize me!"  the first doctor
> >exclaimed.  "I developed the DNA theory, and have helped improve
> >millions of lives through my work."  St. Peter shook his head,
> >thinking, and finally said, "You're right, we just have to let
> >you in.  Come on ,we'll make room somehow."
> >
> >"And I know you recognize me, St. Peter," the second doctor
> >said.  "I developed the MRI, and because of my machine, millions
> >of people with medical problems are helped."  Again St. Peter is
> >moved.  "Yes, come on in.  Surely you deserve to be here, too,"
> >he replies.
> >
> >Finally, the last doctor pipes in, "St. Peter, you must also
> >know me I'm the doctor who developed HMOs."
> >
> >To this St. Peter only hesitates a moment, and then replies,
> >"Yes, you, too, have a place in Heaven . . .
> >
> >. . . but you can only stay 3 days
> >