There are beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere where the
following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
 middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in
a menage a trois.

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
with the German woman.

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other  and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
 English, woman.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at
 the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the
American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true
nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about
the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her
last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how
her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are
low and it is not raining.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting
up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because
it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but
they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.