Why Wedding Dresses are White
 
 A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with
 the following question.  "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
 
 The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows everyone that
your bride is pure."
 
 The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
 
 "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
 
 The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household
appliances come in white