There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a
           perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
           together was, of course, perfect.
 
           One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was
           driving a perfect car (a Ferrari) along a winding road
           when they noticed someone on the roadside in distress.
           Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.  There
           stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
           to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
            perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

           Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
           Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
           the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
 
           Only one of them survived the accident.  Who was the
           survivor??
 
          (scroll down for the answer)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
           The perfect woman.
           She's the only one that really existed in the first place.
           Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
           such thing as a perfect man.

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           ** A Male's Response **
 
           So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
           perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why
           there was a car accident in the first place.