Just in case you didn't know how to cooka turkey for
thanksgiving, when all the family will be at your house for the whole
day.
 
 

 Step 1: Go buy a turkey

 Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD

 Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

 Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

 Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

 Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

 Step 7: Turn oven the on

 Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

 Step 9: Turk the bastey

 Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

 Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

 Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

 Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

 Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

 Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

 Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

 Step 17: Turk the carvey

 Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

 Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

 Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out