A woman desperately looking for work goes into the Irwin Toy Co.
The personnel manager goes over her resume & explains to her that he regrets
he has nothing for her.
The woman answers that she really needs work & will take anything.
The personnel manager hums & haws & finally says he does have a
low skill job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line but nothing else.
The woman happily accepts. He takes her down to the line & explains her duties
& that she should be in for 8:00 a.m. the next morning.
  The next day at 8:45 a.m there's a knock on the personnel managers door.
The Tickle Me Elmo line manager comes in & starts ranting about the woman just hired.
After screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is,
the personnel manager suggests he show him the problem.
  Together they head down to the line & sure enough, Elmos were backed up
from here to kingdom come! Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired,
she has pulled over a roll of material used for the Elmos & has a bag of marbles.
They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric & takes 2 marbles
& starts sewing them between Elmos legs.
 The personnel manager starts laughing, finally after 20 minutes of rolling around,
he pulls himself together & walks over to the new employee & says:
"I'm sorry you misunderstood me yesterday, what I wanted you to do was give
Elmo two test tickles"............