. The wives of three presidents and a prime minister are talking together
about what a penis is called in their native languages.
The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman
because it stands up when women are entering.
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you  call it a  patriot
because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.
The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain
because it goes down after the act.
Well, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor.
because it goes from mouth to mouth.