At The Construction Site
 
  A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a
  lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and
  said, "We need some four-by-twos."
 
  The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man
  said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
 
  He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant
  two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The
  customer paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go
  check."
 
  After awhile, the blond returned to the office and said, "A
  long time. We're gonna build a house.
 
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 A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drinking it.
 She looks on  the side of her cup and finds a peal off prize.
She pull off the tab and yells,
"I WON! I WON! I WONa motor home; I WON a motor home!"
 The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible.
 The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"
 The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"
 By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You
 couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a
 prize!" Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home,
 I WON a motor home!"
 The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads,
 "WIN A BAGEL."