With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of
drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's
society....

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car
trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they

got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
 
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely
to
actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

 
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming
urge to
perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and
"little
accidents."
 
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered
this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently
being tested
to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
 
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge
to buy
their
sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only
two
days.
Still to be seen:  whether the drug can be continued for a  period
longer than
your favorite store's return limit.
 
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.  Currently
undergoing
clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
 
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want
to turn
off
televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
 
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal
gases back
into
food solids.  Special bonus:  Dosage can be doubled for long car
rides.
 
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men
with O.F.D.
(Open Fly Disorder).  Expecially useful for men on Viagra.
 
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
test
group
an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people.
 Note:
Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into "special
prosecutors."
 
LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being
asked about
their sexual affairs.  Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and
Presidential
Strength versions.